Hey skwerls, do you want some acorns? I here dat you guys can't find acorns. It's like some really smart doggie has hidded a lot of acorns so you have to come to his place to get acorns...or to get eated, ha ha ha!

Mmm, acorns are tasty.

Alpha Male is really mad. I asked him why he was mad, and he told me that in England, an evil red Skwerl has managed to do horrible things to rap music and poetryRed skwerls are not as bad as grey skwerls, but they are still bad! Alpha Male should know that by now, but he doesn't ( Read more... )

I've never been on one of the big silver things which fly but are not birdies, but Alpha Male and Alpha Female go on them sometimes. They are called airplanes, and sometimes, they fall down and peepul get hurt ( Read more... )

There is a place called Scotland, and they don't like grey skwerls there. ( Miss Worried Dog told me about the Skwerl Tsar once.) The peepul there are giving grey skwerls stuff that will make them have less baby skwerlsI like the idea of less baby grey skwerls! But the peepul in Scotland should be happy they are getting rid of the red skwerls! ( Read more... )

Greetings, readers! I am Sir Wagsalot's cousin, Miss Worried Dog, champion of the canine species, scourge of squirrels. So long as the bushy-tailed menace stalks our streets, I shall cry out "Sciurii delendi sunt!"

As you should all be aware, squirrels are devious creatures. As an example of their deviousness, you may read of the difficulties ( Read more... )

Good day, readers! As many of you are aware, I am Sir Wagsalot's cousin, Miss Worried Dog, who has long labored against the squirrel menace, sounding the alarm on the diabolical doings of these reprehensible rodentia and barking out a hearty cry of "Sciurii delendi sunt ( Read more... )

Good morning, readers! As many of you are aware, I am Sir Wagsalot's cousin, Miss Worried Dog, who has endeavored to educate you all on the threat from squirrels.

I have borrowed Sir Wagsalot's journal to point to the gruesome tale of one of our brave canine heroes, slain in combat against a team of crack squirrel commandos. He is the Unknown ( Read more... )

Good morning, readers! As many of you are aware, I am Sir Wagsalot's cousin, Miss Worried Dog, who has endeavored to educate you all on the extent of the squirrel menace.

Today is a good day for all canines. Law enforcement is becoming aware of the menace posed by the sinister squirrels!

Be vigilant! Keep watching the squirrels!

I am referred to by the author of this digital memoir as Miss Worried Dog ( Read more... )